- Me: Hi I'd like some cocaine please
- Dealer: is pepsicane ok
Tonight was the first night I played a video game not on pc by myself since foster care (2002). I played for 11 hours. Wut. Is it always like this?
Omfg I’m playing the adventure time ps3 game and can’t get past level 26 because of the stupid pigs.
- me: shows friends something that i think is funny
- me: *laughs hysterically*
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats